well you can't waste a boner
You were so drunk you tried to sell your salsa to everyone on the restaurant.
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
I'm pretty sure we've had sex a bunch more times than we've hugged. So hugs are weird when they happen.
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eat the baked goods on the counter at your own risk... i made them while i was angry and drunk so they most likely have pubes in them
I was handcuffed to a girl for half-an-hour. And I'm still the only one in the house who didn't get laid.
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
Our relationship is representative of a cognitive bias that leads to bad decision making and misplacement of resources. So should we pick up some whiskey tomorrow?
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So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
You've never really lived until you tell someone you have an STD over snap chat.
I've had to take two showers today and it's not even 1 o'clock. Why won't this weekend wash off?
This kid wants me to stop partying. Like I have only known you for 5 days. Chill.
I dont think you understand. A NOODLE FELL OUT OF MY VAGINA! I DEMAND TO KNOW WHAT YOU DID TO ME LAST NIGHT!
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