he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
WHY DOES GOD HATE MY DICK
I brought red and green boonsfarm to the white elephant party. classy and festive. I think this is what people are referring to when they talk about killing two birds with one stone.
I woke up on a futon with 2 stolen budwiesers in my purse, 5 extra bucks, a sucker stuck to my shoe, one sock, and a stolen copy of the zombie survival guide
please tell me this is not legit
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
Seriously, webMD this shit for me, I cant move and I dont wanna die until I have something worth fighting over in my will
They never prepare you for how broke ur gonna be in college. I just accepted money from two underage girls at a gas station to buy them beer only because I'm trying to figure out a way to run off with it without them noticing.
Dude, use it to buy them beer. Then run the beer to ur car as fast as you can and bring it to the party. Seriously, we're running out of booze over here
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
I'm sorry I lead life with my vagina.
I think people are normalizing furries
Just a reminder- you dropped broccoli in my car and then felt bad for it and named him Henry
I know. I miss henry.
I guess I was running around slapping people in the face with a slice of turkey telling them that the only way to beat alcohol addiction is to go cold turkey.
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