it's amazing how much more room there is in my purse when I'm not carrying alcohol in it
some drunk bitch driving a golf cart ran over the live band... its bad.
Did you know there's no emoticon to really tell you that I just consumed a magic brownie?
Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
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Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
You're lucky I'm tired or I'd take a pic of me mounting a reindeer yard decoration
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
I just had the most intense bikini wax of my life, i felt like i needed guardrails
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When she said "Tighten your safety belt and hold on!", that should have been a clear sign to me that one should never go off-roading in a rental car. On the bright side, they were able to tow her car out the next morning.
She's not answering my calls
Well it sounds like you really fucked up
WHO HOLDS A GRUDGE OVER MEMES
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
Curing hangovers with more alcohol was a great idea for the first five days
I woke up with your bra on, and some guys boxers. I'm in a random truck, in the middle of nowhere...
She keeps comparing me to her favorite dildo and I don’t know if I’m flattered or creeped out
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