Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
Her brother was practicing the clarinet....it was like having sex in a starbucks
My last google search was "mavis beacon techs tping" Thank god google auto corrects bc otherwise i wouldn't know that i drunk-type 13 words a minute.
My niece just unknowingly cock blocked me. Obviously, someone won't be getting a christmas present this year.
Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
I don't know... But I do think this is probably the longest series of texts we've written discussing your cock. David was right, it is a brave new world. Also, slow day at work again?
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
As long as I don't spend the half the week passed out/fucked up on Klonopin and no one dies, this will be the best week I've had all semester.
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
I think it's a scientific achievement that I can make jelly that is 95% vodka so suck it up.
Wife and kids came home early...naked passed out covered in chili cheese Fritos dad will haunt them forever.
I tried smoking while wearing a horse mask, it was the worst thing I've ever smelled
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
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