garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
Hahahhahaha! Oooh get it! Ugh I am so dead but if I go to the lib whuich I will hopefully b havung sex instead, ill hit u up
I woke up with ten beers in my bag that hoarded at the party last night. Rally? Its five somewhere.
The only dream I remember having is one where my dad's sperm turned into baby hippos. Like, tiny baby hippos, pocket-sized. I am so fucked up.
I pulled out and her Nuva ring was around my dick... It was like I won a carnival game for adults... I asked her where my big stuffed bear was
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
He found my weave.. Think he'll still fuck me Friday? And how do I ask for it back?
I didn't just get this from the chlamydia fairy.. You should probably get tested.
Just warning you the last time I had captain Morgan I gave a blow job to a guy that looked like Jesus.
He sent me a vid of himself jerking off. I hope his hands are the size of tennis rackets or it will be a very short date.
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
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