You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
my dad told me i had to spend my money wisely..so i spent the money he gave me for a desk chair on weed. ill be so high i wont even notice its gone
would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
He told me he wanted to sleep but I touched his penis and listened to his heart beat start racing. I knew sleeping was bullshit.
Use your nursing skills for good, not evil.
There was probably a tattoo above her soulless vagina that read 'it's a trap!' Yet you ignored it
Fuck away man. Like 3% of these new people will be back next week. This is the best week of the year to slam bitches at the gym.
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
i have to vacuum my washing machine now, asshole
I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
Parade of Dicks...that's what I'm calling 2017
I'm a mess. I mean I almost got off but I'm a fucking rubics cube down there so il givenhim the point
I realized just how much my daughter is MINE when I heard her tell someone "Go shit yourself" yesterday.
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
Randomize
