when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
speaking of unleashing monsters, we need to get condoms
The idiot babysitter thought my dildo was a teething toy and gave it to our child.
Did you put it in the freezer again?
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
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3pm strippers are depressing
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
There's times when I need to be plowed... and I'm ashamed to admit auto correct was able to predict that entire sentence.
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
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I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
I was really excited when I saw a billboard for neverbethirsty.org this morning. Then I realized it was for a church.
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
The cat hopped on my bed and watched me masturbate naked with a vibrator. I've never felt more sorry in my entire life
i cant go to his party cause last time i pressed the red buttons on the wall and the fire alarm went off for 40 minutes, i'm not allowed back there
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