Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
I'm at his house. He has VELCRO shoes. I'm too desperate to leave...I may need help in thee life dept
I just saw a midget ride by on a scooter...wearing a bowtie and a helmet. My life is complete.
her tits were misleading. turns out she wasn't cool, smart and funny
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
can we change the rule from "no one is ugly after 2 am" to 1130 so i can justify last night
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
Sorry for drunk singing "love hurts" to you at 3 am.
So much beer in the passenger seat the seatbelt light is blinking
Meeting his dad and brother for the first time at the jail while I'm bailing him out ISN'T exactly how I pictured this relationship going....
I slept with him that night and I'm not sure if my lack of enthusiasm was obvious but I found him eating ice cream in the bathtub the next morning. Mom will be so proud.
the last thing I heard was you screaming as the rodeo team herded you to the next party
Has my life seriously led me to day drinking on a Monday the third week of the semester?
It's after 5, it's not day drinking.
yeah but think of how much more hungover we'd be if we didn't steal those cookies
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
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