I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns.
she said 'i love fried rice', threw a condom at me and passed out naked.
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
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This is to remind you the pizza is in the dishwasher birthday boy eat it before it goes on
They ran through the sprinklers in front of campus police, shirtless. Singing "love is a battlefield"
I'm blaming hurricane Irene if I get pregnant tonight.
Don't you dare blame me for walking in one walking in on ur fuck session....u decided to fuck where we hid our booze
We shaved off his eyebrows I'm pretty sure his fiance will be thrilled at the wedding
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All I could think of during that funeral was how great I look in a suit, how creepy catholics are, and how horny I am.
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
I wrote an entire paper in under an hour about The Nightmare Before Christmas. I was also high as shit and pretty sure I dedicated half the page to the animation but still.
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
His nipple licking is glorious
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