Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
you were licking his little sister's watercolors and trying to paint with your tongue.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
It's not like I ment to feed you the shots of vodka, my hand just kinda slipped.
I wish I could remember her name, I mean we fucked and all, but it woulda been nice to tag her in the instagram pics.
My chin is breaking out a bit and feels all itchy and burny like I'm allergic to something. Are you using a new lotion on your balls?
He's getting off drug court. We're doing a super-blunt with 50 dollars worth stuffed inside. He almost cried tears of joy when we told him.
to improve your porn experience, just imagine a slow speaking older English man narrating it all like a Nature documentary
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
Your life is one shit show away from being a lifetime movie.
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
well all i have to say, besides fuck you, is YOU try assembling ikea shelves while high on molly.
Why were you naked on your bathroom floor?
It was a "get entirely naked to take a shit" kind of blackout I think.
Never thought I'd see the day when I got assless chaps in the mail, and yet here we are...
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