That's intense
how much do you want to bet that her wedding invites will be vera bradley themed? loser has to frame theirs.
I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
so i wake up and the chick who i had sex last night left her phone number. next to the number was a broken condom. should i call?
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Found out that no one else got Christmas bonuses...and you said nothing good could come from sleeping with my boss.
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
Me. You. Shitty green clothes from Savers that we will dub alligator costumes. Middle of the quad tomorrow at noon. Bring your alligator voice and the pearls before swine comic.
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He said he was walking down to the White Castle for sliders, still drinking straight from a 750. He came back two hours later pushing a grocery cart that had two puppies in it.
The puppies promptly had the squirts all over the living room, as he had fed them the sliders.
The extent of "getting it in" was this creepy guy sticking his finger in my bellybutton
Apparently hitting a bong with your mouth half numb is hilarious but frustrating!
I think we can say happy hour is successful when you have frosting and southern comfort in your hair.
Current state of being: shivering like a new born kitten on the bathroom floor
I would never blame a unicorn for anything.....how dare you
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