Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
I just found out she jerks off to lesbian porn too honest to god
you wouldn't believe how perfect a match this is its scary
My cousins just decided to make a catapult to spread my Grandpa's cremated remains. I love my family.
the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
I'm going to look like a jackass in the Mexican newspaper tomorrow.
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
No. I'm drinking straight up vodka right now. With a pineapple in it.
That'll put some boobs in that bra.
I just took two shots of Burnerts out of a ladle. Get here now.
Nothings harder than putting on a frozen condom.. or should I say softer
The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
I think I'm taking after my dog, I just want to hump everything
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