i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
I told him to go down on me and when he did he started crying!! I asked him why and he said my vag looked just like his ex girlfriends!!!
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
your dad made us margaritas and breakfast on the morning. I think it's safe to say he relives his glory days through us
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She has puke in her hair, is missing a shoe and is now crying. People trust her to be their child's teacher
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
Woke up covered in green glitter and beer. I am never leaving Ireland.
We had hangover sex and then I called a taxi home. Told him I didn't want his number because, if it was meant to be, we would fuck again. He called me the queen of one night stands.
I felt guilty, it was so good!
Guilty? Oh great, I give the Jewish mother-in-law of blowjobs.
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this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
I'm not wearing pants, but I'm wearing a tiara.
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
I passed out in your bed last night...there maybe a snickers and twix bar under your pillow
I woke up with my winter coat on, next to a polaroid of me, her and a swan...so no I don't remember our conversation.
It feels weird going to sleep without hugging the toilet goodnight
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