she said, and i quote, "i want to black out with my rack out"
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
After 2 hrs of driving around looking for him, we just found him sleeping in the bed of my truck with the cover closed, cuddling with the spare tire.
What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
in the middle of giving him head in the backseat of my car he taps me on the shoulder, opens the door, throws up three times and then proceeds to tell me how amazing i am.
I'm basically a mama hen. I keep them warm and let them wonder around the house. not to mention, I keep eye on them just in case the falcons around the house try to snatch them away.
I don't even know what to say right now
I DO NOT KNOW WHO SHE IS, WE HAVE NO MORE FRUIT, SHE CAN'T STAY HERE.
Some poor guy found you passed out in a bathroom stall. Again with your dick out. Looks like you got to rage after all.
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
okay. well, yeah. i'm a mess and a half. this shit is not what dumbledore died for.
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
One three hour marathon fuck session and now she's divorcing her husband. Should I get business cards made?
Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
Grandma said I got a good handjob. I think she meant manicure.
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