UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
I apologize for forcing you to look at my boob when we were high. It was uncalled for
She just sucked the buffalo sauce out of my beard. I've never been so disgusted and hard in my life.
At one point I went looking for you and found you handcuffed to a chair. I'm pretty sure you handcuffed yourself. I don't know how you got there.
Sorry about that whole "setting your deck on fire" thing.
I got asked if I was pregnant as a pickup line
Stolen hampster on my tits. Don't tell me I don't know how to party.
Are you aware that you called me "Sexy clit lady" last night?
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
Also I'm so used to having sex with river guides that when he pulled out a condom I was actually surprised
Jager makes that raccoon appear... The one that shits in a basket in my living room.
I believe in your delicious
I was on top for a full on make out when in dead silence "I'm moaning Myrtle" came from the TV. Moment ruined. I got cock blocked by a fictional ghost
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
Feel free to drag me back to reality at your convenience
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