Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
you made me watch la bamba, and then you yelled at me for disrespecting your mexican heritage.
I just remembered we said the Lord's Prayer before we went out last night.
Got to see someone fall down the stairs while holding hot coffee and a folder full of papers. Best Monday ever.
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
I walked home with an awkward asain couple. There was a language barrier but I think we're friends now.
Typcal friday morning so far. Puke, shower, commute/puke, coffee, puke, coffee, bagel, good to go. Lunch today?
i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
I just want to smoke this blunt and eat pizza rolls while watching The Price Is Right with you.
Now the fun stuff starts.
Someone is losing a finger.
I'm fine. Heading home now...crying. Michael Bolton totally understands me!
If you can wrestle my underwear off of me, you can top. It'll be like using an amulet in Legends of the Hidden Temple. Instead of not getting captured, you don't get fucked in the ass.
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