I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
judging by the pasta sauce and dirty pans i spent my blackout being emeril
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
Hey do you think you can sew an adult onsie with easy access if you know what I mean!!?? It must have bunny feet.
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
I'm not gonna get my cat high anymore because what if he has a heart attack. I don't want to be responsible for that shit
He hasn't touched a vagina in two and a half years. THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH PRESSURE TO BE UNDER
Do you remember biting my ear and whispering quotes of Pride and Prejudice last night?
He's super sweet. I feel like I'm dating Elmo. If Elmo had a 7 incher
I wish you could just Google "people I've had sex with" and they would all just come up
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
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