i have nine cents in my fucking bank account... not even a dime
so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
I learned his name tonight. This now makes him a real person. Obviously, I no longer want to sleep with him.
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
I have a guy for practically everything... except for making me waffles on demand. will u be my waffle guy?
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
We woke up on vday and got high and played frisbee in our living room for a couple hours and then had sex. It was probably the most romantic valentine's day i've ever had
We knew it was an interesting night when we found my thong wrapped around a chocolate chip muffin in the fridge.
I felt like I crashed a wedding. Everyone was dressed so nice and I was covered in actual dirt and a little blood.
It was a successful conference for my sales and my sex life. Those are probably related
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