the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
so that guy from last night texted me saying i flashed half of my extended family last night. so classy.
Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
i know you like preteen girls so i'm gonna offer you some advice...dump a bucket of glitter on yourself and walk into the sunlight. they will come running.
Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
when the song champagne showers came on you poured some kids beer over his head... while giving him a lap dance
I hope your fat roommate breaks the bunkbed and crushes you in your sleep
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
I donkey kicked that mother fucker. Never stood a chance.
It was a door. A completely inanimate object, of course it didn't stand a chance you idiot.
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
This girl in my class is lecturing my professor about zombies. It has been going on for 15 minutes.
Zombies?
Zombies.
sometimes i forget what nice tits i have and then i spend a month brushing my teeth naked in the front of the bathroom mirror, and i remember.
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
Randomize
