my vag is so smooth its legendary
I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
How do i tell my boyfriend " I'm taking the two weeks im in Europe to fuck my way across 9 countries" in a way where we will still be together?
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Your roommate is pacing with a pen in his mouth flapping like a duck. That brownie got me fucked but not enough to understand this. Come back!
He does that
Her vagina smelled like pancake batter. That's all you need to know.
I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL?
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
I can't even remember the last time I took my own pants off
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I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
you are like the bill nye of illicit activities
Trying to stay sober at a family function but hiccuping so fucking loud. "Have you been drinking?" I hit on my cousin so yeah. I have been drinking.
Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
It's a lot harder to work after sex than it is to work drunk... just saying.
Now the fun stuff starts.
Someone is losing a finger.
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