i just had 3 doubles lined up on top of a urinal, texting with one hand and my dick in the other. I an fucking awesome.
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
How do I say to her "Have you eaten mango lately because my penis had an allergic reaction"
He told me he could read braille... with his tongue. So I took him home. I don't think he was lying
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Sometimes i look at the biltmore estate and wonder just how small George Vanderbilt's penis was...
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
Bren left me with a lovely parting gift. Newfouund alcoholism. I'm on the kitchen floor, hugging a bottle of vodka. It's my only friend now.
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
you're avoiding the subject, i want to know how you ended up at the strip club with the dog, fucker
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I should have bailed a long time ago. I mean, he has a bible verse-a-day app next to his dick pics in his phone.
It was a mess. I sat on the kitchen floor with maple whiskey and cried into a bowl of poutine. I've never even been to canada
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
HAVE BEEN SPEAKING IN RUSSIAN ACCENT FOR 5 HOURS
SHIRT GONE
theres a canoe in our lawn. we dont own a canoe.
it was the only safe place
Life is clearly unfair. You remember Courtney has three older sisters, well they're all "make baby sister look like a four" hot. I knew I shouldn't go home with her.
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