Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
well look at the bright side
maybe you can be on an episode of "I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant"
After a valiant attempt at golf, I think it's time for Tiger to go back to doing what he does best- having sex w/ blond, white women.
It's official. Hawaii is 100% better when you're stoned.
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I pull out like 90% of the time, but that's just to make art.
I can't live in this building much longer. People are starting to figure out that it's me making the weird sex noises.
This place smells like bottom shelf liquor and broken dreams
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
It doesn't matter how many beers you've had, it's unacceptable to piss in someone's helmet after a playoff win.
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If I don't get my shit together, I'm going to be one of those really fucked up cases on 1000 ways to die
It took 6 cruisers to bust the party last night. Cop asked if the theme was a beach party. I said I would fucking hope so with 8 tons of sand in the garage
I couldn't fall back asleep it was too bright so I just took my sports bra off and put it over my eyes
I'm still not 100% sure who I'm sleeping with
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
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