I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
we have a love-hate relationship...we love having sex but hate waking up next to eachother
areolas are like halos for boobs.
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
Do you think i can prewrite an apology on friday and leave it vague enough to just finish on sunday?
The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
No, she isn't nearly as crazy as the girl who wanted to wear a vial of my semen as a necklace.
Hahah what did you even say to him?!
That I was gonna inflate his vagina with a leaf blower?
Oh.
I may or may not vaguely recall punching you in the dick but it was a misunderstanding and I forgive you can we have make up sex?
Just accidentally flashed my junk to the lady helping me try on suits, it was cold in there, I don't think she was impressed.
Fucking suck it up and drink your feelings like a normal human being.
I planned out my poor life choices for the weekend.
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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