So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
FYI... At my funeral, it will be your job to throw yourself dramatically onto my casket.
Dude you just tried to have a one night stand with my ex girlfriend while we were trying to put you to bed upstairs.
but that still doesn't explain how i woke up on the couch down stairs.
Here's an idea...how about I take shots by myself and drunk dial you around noon?
at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
Girl your like that last load of laundry... I'll do you eventually just not tonight.
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
Just so you know, if you are not feeling well today it's cause you drank a gatorade bottle full of highlighter fluid.
I told him I was very thankful for what his country has done to my vagina and walked away.
My dad used the quotation mark gesture with his hands when he asked how my "roommate" was doing.
That may be because I drunkenly sent him a pick of you two curled up together like kittens. Two very buff kittens.
reason #1 why i should never live alone: i haven't put pants on since she left 26 hours ago. and ive made spaghetti 3 times.
It also means I'm watching porn with mario earphones so i can hear. Possibly the best way to mastrabate EVER
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
im on a boat
How did you get this number?
I don't wanna be 33 that's when Jesus died
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