sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
she said if she won the lottery she'd fuck me... isn't that like government funded prostitution?
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
He is passed out on the kitchen floor. He will fight you if you disturb him. Just a warning.
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
I'm eating tortillas right now. Like not cooked tortillas. Someone is playing the guitar. Man with bandana.
fuck whipped cream. I'd eat vegetables off those abs
I don't know whether to laugh it off or be pissed at him..I got pulled over this morning leaving his place and the officer thought my hickeys were hand prints around my neck and asked if I needed to be escorted out of town.
we need to find a way to be drinking champagne 24/7
You've slept with someone mentioned in the NY Times, that officially makes you the most famous person I know.
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
This may sound strange but do you have my pants?
You tried to trade them for some girls skirt... So she has them...
I just want a man in my bed on a regular basis, who cuddles, and who I can also occasionally hang out with outside of my bedroom. Is that too much to ask for?
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