you know how they say when you die, your whole life flashed before you? well do you get to see what happened all the nights you blacked out?
I can only imagine the horrible things my future wife is doing on spring break right now.
bring money and cleavage
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
the last guy with this job had a bookshelf fall on him. He's in the Er. Im high and they gave me his shift. How do you think i feel?
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
YOU CAN'T JUST DO COKE AND THEN CALM DOWN
Would your heart desire to drink copious amounts of alcohol tonight?
He tried to take a picture of me naked but only got my ass. I don't know his name but if my butt is a guys wallpaper, that's the one I boned.
I woke up to the sound of him repeatedly tapping out SOS in Morse Code using his hard cock.
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
You're the second person to offer to fuck me in the bathroom at work. Idk whether I should feel honored, or if cvs is just a turn on.
did you just describe your masturbation session as "rad af??"
Totally reading about penis envy for my final exam
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