Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
when I forget a girls name in bed I ask her her middle name then tell her i'm gonna call her that from now on
Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
pretty sure i saw you masturbating on chatroulette a minute ago. yes, i can recognize your cock
I THOUGHT I SAW YOU
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Playing hide and seek with all those cheeseburgers... Not our finest moment.
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
If this nail lady pinches my achilles one more time im kicking her directly in her bedazzled boobs
well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I love how my phone automatically capitalizes Margarita. R-e-s-p-e-c-t.
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
First day in a very long time I've done more pushups than bong rips
My moms new boyfriend looks like Stu Pickles if he was in a biker gang. He gave me free coke though, so come party?
No i dont need a babysitter i have my cats. Cats can dial 911 ya know
Just had to read the instructions to my microwave. How am I so high?
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