My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
I'm not even planning on drinking that much tonight.. but I'm writing "emergency contact number" and your number on my hand just in case
either she said she was feeling frisky or eating friskies..i was too drunk to understand.
It's gotten to the point where NOT peeing in the sink feels strange and uncomfortable.
well since you're still married, you will be paying for my abortion right?
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
My niece just unknowingly cock blocked me. Obviously, someone won't be getting a christmas present this year.
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
the lady next to me just sniffed my hair, smiled, and then fell asleep. I almost started crying from that kind of creepiness
don't cry, we can learn from her
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
It was one of those nights where you get back from the bar and end up staying up till 3AM beating off to facebook photos of girls from college
That moment when you notice a tiny IR camera pointing at you, in your bed, at the apartment you found on Craigslist.
Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
PENIS EMOJIS WOULD MAKE MY LIFE SO MUCH EASIER GAH WHY DOES THE WORLD HATE ME
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
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