Just saw a midget shotgun a coors light
Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
Only thing I know is apparently I danced with a bouncer and we got a ride back from a valet who was driving one of the cars he was supposed to be parking
The TA leading my study session just said "now get outta here. I need to get drunk before class"
Why is there a chicken nugget nailed to my front door?
i ate a whole tub of butter with my hands last night. don't tell me about rock bottom
Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
There is someone out there for you right now. And we will find her. Or him. Her. Her, we'll start with tits.
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
Tequila should only be paired with the finest of dick
He's here walking around DRUNK AS FUCK in a Kobe Bryant number 8 jersey... Tucked in.
Randomize
