I'm eating all of the evidence.
I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
So, when he came he screamed MORTAL KOMBAT!!!! at the top of his lungs and all of his roomates yelled back FINISH HER!!!!.....yeah kinda akward
she said if I bought her franzia she would blow me, and she would fuck me if I splurged on martini and rossi. Franzia it is
i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
Bon Iver should never be played when you just ate shrooms.
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
STOP SETTING ME UP WITH GUYS YOU MEET ON CRAIGSLIST
I wonder if you're allowed to smoke pot at Denver bronco games now...
Could you imagine living in a city where bartenders are available by 1:30 AM
I'd have like 4 kids by now and at least one std
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
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