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How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
he said no sex till date three. i said the party was one, mcdonalds two and that i would take him with me to buy cigs for date three.
Dude he's the best wing man ever. He starts creepin' on a woman, and she clings on to you out of fear.
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
I'm sitting on my couch eating a bag of marshmallows and watching someone run bare ass down the street. What has happened to my life?
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
ARTHUR IS ON FUCKING NETFLIX THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
You kept sacrificing me last night. You would just yell out "Virgin Sacrifice!!" and then throw me into a circle of men.
I slapped him but he didn't wake up. He just nuzzled my head, hugged me closer, and smiled.
OK, but next time I'd like to be present for our make-up sex.
fucked him on the porch to avoid the chanting that always happens when we leave the bedroom. backfired when a group of freshman walked by and started screaming like fucking babies.
You tore a poster off a lamppost and ATE IT. That drunk.
How dare sober me try to tell drunk me I can't eat the applesauce in the fridge! Stingy bitch IM EATING THE APPLESAUCE! you can tell sober me I said that.
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