You really need to take down the pics of you and your boyfriend on facebook. It's becoming increasingly harder to jerk off while i'm Facebook stalking your pics at 2am.
When we ran out of red solo cups we switched to Starbucks cups for beer pong... Who doesn't want to live in Seattle?
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
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My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
I'll be there soon. I expect Advil and a bucket of kittens when I arrive.
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
he just kept texting even after we lit his shoelaces on fire. he just calmly walked into the pool... still texting.
New low reached: a cockroach has actually drowned itself in our dirty dishes. We are heathens. Cleaning dance party tonight. No excuses.
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Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
Bring shot glasses to the final. Don't ask questions.
Im bringing my light up rubber ducky just in case we end up at a rave tonight. HE CHANGES COLOR!
If it's any consolation she turned out to be has a collection of clown dolls she talks to crazy. And the cops knew why I was calling when she key locked the door from inside.
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
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