I just woke up and realized I puked in my boxers WTF.
You stay classy.
The worst part was I forgot until I tried to put them on.
Youll never guess who has to go to fucking planned parenthood because trojan cant make a fucking condom
I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
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I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
TAing a class of 300 froshies and being so hungover I forgot a bra is my way of making dreams come true.
There comes a time where you just have to sit back and watch the drunken idiots pee on each other
When I left you were in the shower in your socks throwing up screaming it was blood but it was "ok" cuz it's recyclable. By the way it was kool aid.
I knew it would get worse when I said I think your roommate is watching and he looked over at him and said ... So?
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Also...I'm semi-dating the drug dealer that took me to bible study
We're exchanging our favorite porn sites at 9 am. I think this brings our relationship to a whole new level
My boobs are literally freaking out because I've been wearing a bra for more than three hours....I need to go out more...
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
It was going very smoothly until she noticed my boner of hope.
It's dangerous to be this horny at work. I'm gonna stain my desk chair
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