Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
You know, it's scary to think that someday I might buy a pregnancy test with pride, not at 2am...
Are you being sarcastic? I can't tell this time because you're in the hospital.
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
Ok I am NOT pregnant. I could shove coal up my vagina and my uterus would turn it into a diamond in a matter of minutes
Why did you make me get in the car with you and then not give me a ride? I woke up in a bar with a blanket on me.
You should just construct a mini-city, actually. Then destroy, photograph and post. Who could turn down a dick that conquered a whole city? Craigslist personals wont know what hit it.
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
Know we haven't talked but having an orgy party on the 20th if you're interested. If not, disregard this text.
Who is this?
I'll just bring the big suitcase this trip so I don't have to play wine bottle tetris again.
At some point you said you just wanted to get laid, so we had a moment of silence for your dead sex life...
I’m good. I learned that a guy ate the mushrooms that were growing out of his toilet, so there’s that.
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