I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
Pretty people don't get stds, I knew it
Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
I puked in the cab and in my hair and he didnt even know
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Give me a few hours to remember what being sober feels like.
I was relieved after I found the unopened condom in my pocket. Then I found the open one in the other pocket..
You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
when I type Christina's, my phone's predictive text assumes my next word is boobage
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I'm in his bed with no pants on and he's just eating a sloppy joe
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
TELL HER ABOUT THE GODDAMNED MOTHERFUCKING POTATOES
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
Hey do u remember the time we used my mascara wand as a drink stirer?
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