It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
they need to just BURY HIM!
Her vagina should come with caution tape.
No matter what you may say to me. You will still be the guy that managed to get his own cum in his hair.
i shall enjoy my approximately 2 hours of being sober today
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
But I just had this pork pâté. It was dick grabbing.
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
I keep jumping up and down in front of the mirror naked. The only motivation I would be to stop and put clothes on is if you come over. Hurry.
This is how baked we were last night. Our drinking game: We stare at each other; first one to laugh drinks.
I made out with a guy so that I could get ahead in the bathroom line, totally acceptable
I vaguely remember losing my underwear to 2 chicks in a bathroom. That drunk.
After an orgasm, I always feel the urge to sing A Whole New World from the move Aladdin and I'm not quite sure why.
Comedy Central is in dire need of more sitable faces late at night - Trevor Noah has a baby face - there are federal rules against those types of sexual fantasies
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