How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
If the Four Horseman of the Apocalypse gang banged each other and had a kid, it would look like the creature I woke up next to this morning.
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
It was weird to see you drinking wine out a glass instead of a red cup today
Any night you end up on the couch next to the trash can with a bag of white wine on your head is a rough night.
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
Swear to god this chicks brother got let out of jail for the weekend for the sole purpose of cock blocking me
Softest bathroom rug I've slept on in my life, there have been many
Is it weird to say that Kobe reminds me of a wise brontosaurus?
Glad to know I rate above a cabbage on the parenting scale.
It's like Jesus got stoned and this would be the sandwiches he'd make
I love this text stream: discussing the development of a business model centered around cooking acid to bankroll a yacht trip in Croatia
It bothers me when I see my old fuck buddies starting families on Facebook.
I'm glad we can *facepalm* it together over the married couple we fucked separately.
Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
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