Pretty sure somebody just said 'I used to have a nipple'
that's awkward
The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
How come ATM is perfectly acceptable, yet not washing your hands after you poo is socially reprehensible?
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I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
When health care reform is passed, I'm throwing a kegger
You are the reason we need health care reform
I don't think of it as I'm taking a pole dancing class...its more like I'm making myself recession proof
I did the crab walk everywhere because I was drunk enough that it was easier than standing up.
She has a tattoo on her inner thigh that's an x with a long dotted line. So after she passed out I signed it. Dunno what else I was supposed to do...
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There is a man playing a trumpet at this brunch and I hate life. Too hungover for this. Send help ASAP.
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
Not even a manhunt keeps my brother and his friends from the bars
Who the fresh hell put 2 pillows a raincoat and a guitar on top of me to keep me warm last night
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