I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
Hey man sorry I got all grabby
So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
I swallowed your vile semen and you don't know what color my fucking eyes are!?
I had a dream that chipotle was out of burritos... Was more like a nightmare.. Gotta go make sure it wasn't real now
Dude. I tried to convince her to eat poprocks and give me a blowjob. It did not work out well.
I was naked with an australian flag taped to my boobs. Damn internationals think they can claim everything.
Finding a keg in our kitchen would be like god personally high fiving each of us.
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
Walk of shaming into my apartment. No one to clap me in. Come home!
i just thought a plastic bag was my cat. i just pet a plastic bag. that high.
I had my first "Damn Kids/When I Was That Age" rant at work today. We need to drink this feeling out of me. NOW.
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
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