dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
jungle juice + heels + stairs = broken arm
she has a picture of her daughter riding a giant rooster.. of course i want to make obscene cock jokes
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
Seriously. What did you do to me. You have a monstercoooooock.
I can't believe I just typed monstercoooooock. Twice.
I felt so bad but my urge to be with you & drunkenly eat your face was apparently much stronger.
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
Dude I'm so clean right now. Like I feel insulted that I can pass a piss test.
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
I can't believe I'm coordinating a threesome at work. My productivity is at an all time low.
Just rode a bull topless for a free bar tap for a month
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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