i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
Last night i was so high that i came home and did a taste test of every vitamin water and wrote theyre grade down on paper.
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
I was hidding Easter eggs in CHURCH this morning when one of the older men came up to me and said "I always knew you'd be a bunny just not the Easter kind" ... Our congregation obviously has high hopes for their pastor's daighter
i just got cockblocked by a guy drinking wine straight out of the bottle with a straw...
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
The second time he came it projectile shot in my ear
We were in a spooning position and it shot all the way up. He was like sorry. Physics.
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
He has the fingertips of a God
HER BOYFRIEND CAME HOME WHILE WE WERE GETTING IT ON IN THE SHOWER
At least you smelled nice while he kicked your ass.
omg last night while walking home from your house I stole a seatless bike and carried it into my next door neighbors kitchen.. we just looked It up online it's an antique and worth $500 dollars
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