i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
Please, let me fuck your mom
I'm sitting by the window waiting for the sun to go down so that I can start drinking.
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
You left a trail of sequins from your dress incase we got lost
I sang Jenna happy bday in the middle of throw up hurls
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
At the end of the white elephant exchange, our professor had a big black dildo around her neck and I won a full body dinosaur suit. I could die tomorrow with no regrets.
I've been smelling a baby wipe for three minutes. I didn't think I was that drunk but I guess I am
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
Oh shit I just realized the ropes are still tied to the bedposts
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
Full disclosure. I fucked the fatty from work and shit is weird now.
I peed my pants and am still dancing with guys at the club because I liked my outfit too much to change. Call the ratchet emergency
I think the pizza delivery guy is getting a handjob next door.
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