is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
capris are just wrong
its like "what can i possible wear to make myself look short and fat? Oh I know!!"
Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
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i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
Whatever dude, I don't feel bad about it. If my girlfriend finds out even SHE should give me a high five. That bitch was fine
Send me the video of myself under the polar bear skin. It's important.
I NEVER left your party last night of anyone asks.
Yeah, I didn't wake up handcuffed to my bed either.
It was awful. Mid hookup he started reading the titles of the books over my bed, which were about Russian imperial history. He then started asking me questions about the class I was reading the books for. I was like "WE HAVE TIME FOR THAT LATER, PLEASE CONTINUE."
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All I could think of during that funeral was how great I look in a suit, how creepy catholics are, and how horny I am.
I just saw a black chick with an eyepatch. This is a once in a lifetime opportunity.
He didn't even realize I was drunk. He probably just thought I loved Torchwood so much that I no longer knew how to use my thumbs
Not many people can say they've been photo bombed by an antelope. I sure did.
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...
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