What tipped you off? The sombrero?
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
I was high enough to think that mac-n-cheese w/ ketchup, tortilla chips w/ ketchup, and milk was a fancy dinner
I traded my shirt for vodka. I wonder if my parents can pinpoint where they went wrong raising me.
im still going. this is my new reality. also. dont take glowsticks in the bath. they explode. actually. do. it. its beautiful.
i dont think thats healthy man...
Sorry I didn't take you making out with him all night as a hint you wanted nothing to do with him...
no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
Hey I'm sorry for head butting you last night. Personally I thought it was funny at the time, but I can see how from your perspective it may not have been as enjoyable for you... Hope your lip is okay.
Where was Alyssa when you were sniffing the bouncer?
Passed out on some guy who looked like someone from Duck Dynasty.
dude, i just accidentally flashed your mom. BIG TIME.
What am I even going to do with 20 more jello shots? And don't say give them to the cat
I just made some sangria and taking a roadie on my stroller walk around the hood! Parenting at its finest
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
You would be proud of me, I did not take a dab at work today.
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
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