Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
I got drunk and applied for two credit cards last night. About to find out if anyone in this world is still dumb enough to give me credit.
period poops. best. ever.
omigod im sitting here with ben and he and i both got that...chick you totally just mass texted that...
oh good. ive just found out that i went downstairs at 6 am still blacked out and had a 30 minute conversation with my mom about the different ways to feed our dog
I had to convince you not to write "happy birthday to the first guy who fingered me" on his facebook wall, right above the post from his current girlfriend's mother.
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
I knew when her mom came in spraying me with Febreeze telling me I smelled like shame it was going to be a rough day.
Mixing coffee with vodka may have been a bad choice, I feel like I'm pregnant and the baby is trying to perform a c-section from the inside.
You better be making out with him cause we're sitting here with this awkward british girl watching videos of goats singing maroon five
I can't. Currently naked covered in Nair trying desperately to catch his cat that rubbed up on my leg.
I hate that cat.
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
I'm hungry and horny. DEADLY COMBINATION.
I just want a guy who makes lots of money, has a skilled penis and the sex drive of a 22 year on Viagra. Is that too much to ask?
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