were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
Tell your boobs to stop staring at me.
on the way home the dog started throwing up her bone in the car..so naturally i started to puke too
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i was so drunk i stopped mid-blowjob to make sure he i was with my boyfriend and not some random. twice.
The lawn was on fire, but I fixed it.
No way. Our relationship is based solely on texting and sex. A phone call would be too much at this point.
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
I'm riding shot gun after Shawn took a dump in a happy meal box because we were making record time.
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You kept yelling "wood grain wheel" and grinding on fat chicks.
The hell is wrong with me
You did that scary laugh you always do when you're blacking out except she's never heard it before and though you were choking and screamed at all of us when we didn't call an ambulance
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
He actually has his life put together though, during the date we walked by a shoppers drugmart where my friend and I once flashed a janitor and all I could wonder was how does he not see shit show written all over me?
this dude, we had a connection. he kept smiling at me. it's like he knew i was gonna facebook stalk the fuck out of him
the shoes thing blows my mind idk how the fuck i did that and im also missing 4 of my birth control pills like did i drunkenly decide to overload my body with estrogen
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