...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
Thats how high i was. The fact that he looked like Seth Rogan was apparently a good thing.
just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
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He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
I found them on a couch next to the sidewalk screaming at cars with a megaphone. Kevin chased the mailman with a jello shot.
Gin and redbull in a wine glass. They think I'm keeping my wits with a really yellow Chardonnay. Gonna get ugly after a couple.
The best was when you were crying, and trying to get the bouncer to "understand you AS A HUMAN BEING"
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
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well I've taken an Uber to my weed dealers twice in the past 2 weeks so it's going well since I sold my car
Omg. I just remembered my underwear is in my wallet
When you trip so hard that you can see your friends thoughts through their pupils.
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
I currently don't understand fingers.
The air taste purple.
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