Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
Why is there a case of Coors Light with my address on it?
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
this is the fifth day in a row i've woken up after 3 pm, hungover. I might die when snowmageddon is finally over and we have to go back to class. my liver wont know how to take it.
She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
you took a potato out of your pocket and just started eating it raw. don't know where the potato came from though
21st birthday = success
Its like no one cares im drunk naked wet and ready to throw myself at some one hold on i found a solution to my problems
I love pie. Pie understands me and the spatula
Wearing the 'Let's Party' thong feels weird without you...
I'm super stoned watching the vatican smoke cam. Come over.
Just dodged a state trooper, your weed will be there shortly. Fear the unbustable!
How could she say that about my foreskin when she hasn't even seen all the cool stuff I can do with it?
I woke up on his couch and my bra was flung across the floor and filled with animal crackers
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
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