yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
I got tossed from adult league soccer for telling a 55 year old I'd break his hip. I'm a productive member of society
Opened the browser on my phone to a web search for midget birth rates per capita. A good night.
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
He KNOWS ALL THE WORDS TO "JESUS IS MY FRIEND", I swear if he even tries to pull shit with me I'm becoming an actual nun.
It took me an hour to walk from my drive way to my front door... what the fuck was in that weed?
So she said she could really go for a cheeseburger and I remembered I had one in my pocket. No idea where it came from.
It's a family event: you have to drink. No way around it. Its the law.
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
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