I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
I just saw the host of Singled Out do standup. Holy shit 1995.
I'm watching ellen!
just because im gay does not mean you need to notify me every time you watch the ellen degeneres show
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
I wish they made people sized litter boxes.
I puked in my fridge last night while I was trying to get water
I will not remember tonight for the most part. This text will be evidence. You can and probably will use this against me.
Taking my underwear off at work was one of my better decisions this weekend
I thought my neighbors locked me out of the building. Then I remembered I was drunk. PUSH AND TURN.
I'm at 45 minutes post orgasm, and I still feel my insides spasming. Pretty sure I just fucked Superman.
He made me spaghetti, gave me wine and I fucked him on the floor, Is that a fair trade of services to you?
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
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