help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
The vibrator you gave me is probably the one thing I will never give up if we got robbed at gunpoint
This hangover is way worse than all my relationships
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I am willing to take shots of vanilla extract. That's how this night has been.
I've started making all these amazing things...like bananas rolled in doritos..bandritos.
He's hungover and at the neighbour's garage sale negotiating a price for a tuba.
I'd like to thank you fucktards for dumping the WHOLE box of Tricuits in my bed after I passed out.
His penis contains the glue that keeps this relationship together.
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So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
I like to be the stable force in your otherwise chaotic existence.
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
You were so drunk Last night you asked for your glasses so you could read the directions on a band aid
I kept my extra Molly pill in my wallet in the change part, that's also where I keep my body jewelry while I'm working. The nose ring punctured the pill essentially coating itself in MDMA. My nose ring is back in my nose. This could be entertaining
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