Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
I've slept with so many tools that you'd think my pussy was Home Depot.
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
You were in the garage half naked counting your ribs and talking about how you had too many
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
What if we had a smart house and we could just say "baked" and it would rain donuts?
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
We need you. We already made it on global news and are drunk at the election party.
In preparation of Wine in the Woods next weekend, today we're hosting Straight Vodka in the Bathtub
I woke up at 6am to a knock and a naked guy at my window.
I want a shirt that says, "I'm sorry for the things I said when it was Taco Tuesday"
Costco cheesecake and whisky. A night made in heaven
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
Lets get drunk. But not too drunk that I can't work in the morning. But maybe drunk enough so we'll make out
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
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