that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
I like daylight savings. I don't care if it's 4 oclock it's not daydrinking if it's dark out
seek help.
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
she got pretty angry when i tried to superglue her fingers together.
Just had a handjob preempted by a huge bolt of static electricity leaping from her fingertip to my sack. I hate this time of year.
I remember three things: you falling down an entire flight of stairs, me stripping out of your Christmas one-sie to do cartwheels in my underwear, and people standing above me saying, "where did that bump on her head come from?"
Also, I was told I kept the antlers on the entire time. I'm deeming last night a success.
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
My girlfriend is studying for the MCAT by watching The Magic Schoolbus. There go my dreams of being a househusband.
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
My mom just told me she would flash her tits to a cop to get me out of jail, and then we high-fived.
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
Yeah, sorry about that. Dropped the phone on my face while I was watching porn.
Plus my parents would be pissed if I spent Thanksgiving in jail... again.
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