It is pretty awful out and I still haven't put on pants yet.
Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
It was like a fairy tale, until he tried to put it in my ass...
When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
Ok the fact that you know THAT phrase perfectly is terrifying. You just proved you can slut it up in mulitiple languages.
Waking up next to a 3 inch puddle of water in my kitchen with a bathing suit on...what the fuck went on lastnight
I've decided that my night was probably over when I started eating the penne vodka with my hands.
we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
Holy fuck where did this cat tattoo on my ass come from
No matter how many miles separate us, I will always be here to get you through whiskey shots.
Her mom came in and passed out drunk on the floor next to us while she was riding me, "it's all good, she does this all the time" is what she said
We got stoned and took selfies with the most perfect lawn
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