Nothing ended up happening last night because he couldn't get my overalls or fanny pack off. I woke up this morning with one strap over my overall shorts on, my fanny pack wrapped around my chest, and the baby doll still tied to my hand. Ugh white trash parties!
He asked if it was my vagina. I told him it was my butt. Clearly I need to buy him a map of the female form.
are you drunk enough to hook up with me yet?
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
she's sitting here naked with heels and a taco.
No our divorce decree will not have a blow job clause. Unless my alimony is greatly increased your bj's have been reduced to fantasy status.....
my goal was to make out with as many people dressed as batman as possible. I have my priorities.
I don't know at which point last night turned terribly, terribly wrong, but it was somewhere around Motel 6, specifically the parking lot.
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
We had sex on the playground and then walked around his neighborhood grading houses based on their Christmas decorations
Sexy intern needs to have caveman sex with me
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
We have such a parasitic relationship. But the kind where the parasite benefits from the relationship. Like the pilot fish and a shark. The fish gets the leftover food scraps from the shark and the shark gets a free bath from it.
that's so insightful.
At least your wife cheated on you. Women will feel bad for you. In a month there will boy bands that are jealous of your dick
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