I can't watch pbs sober anymore
It would be worth it to see how drunk he is right now.
He cartwheeled into the side of the neighbor's garage.
Ok, i'm coming over
i only shaved half my leg
on purpose
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
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its time to go be "that drunk guy nobody knows"....again.
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
We invented "Diesel Bombs." They're supposed to be a bomb, but they come in a 20+ oz. glass and have a blackout record of 6 wins and 0 losses. Undoubtedly going to be the next Muhammed Ali of the drinking world.
It's just good to know that when I drink like a twenty year old I still act like one.
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
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Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
Simple revenge plan: break into his house and steal one shoe of every pair
I brought a travel sized bottle of baby powder and sprinkled it on all of the couples making out on the wall in the basement
You shouldn't play strip poker when you're having a wet fart kind of day.
He told me he would make me come so hard I would throw up. I'm actually horrified that he thinks that's something any person would want
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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