I failed the drunk obstacle course of trying to find my bed... consolation prize... a sore ankle and "disappointed' parents.
She's never had brie before last night, don't know if I can date a girl that doesn't like soft cheeses.
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
He was making tequila spiked Arnold Palmers and murmuring things in Spanish.
I love foreign exchange students.
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I offered you a bag but you said "I gotta break in the new carpet" and you puked all over the floor
We ate a mysterious delivered pizza which no one ordered and then the wii wouldn't work so 20 of us watched porn on two laptops. Drunk took the awkward away.
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
After closing we did it on every flat surface in the bar. Best use a coaster if you're coming to happy hour today.
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If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
I had the hottest doctor assess me at the hospital. He smelled like heaven and sex.
Like why am I even still facebook friends with a guy I let finger me at a concert?
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
I AM DRUNK AND AGGRESSIVE ABOUT CURLING!
The US is in the finals, aren't they.
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
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