: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
And then you gave the bride a high five and said "Go forth and Consummate."
Broke up w/ my married coworker...work is gonna get weird.
She has puke in her hair, is missing a shoe and is now crying. People trust her to be their child's teacher
sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
Found your dick twin last night
We interrupt your regularly scheduled Saturday morning programming with this important announcement: you are not the father. I repeat not the father. Congratulations and have a nice day.
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
I want a battle ostrich, get me a battle ostrich and then come and make love to me
Check snapchat. Selfie game still on point mid vomit.
I'm gonna tell the medical examiner that your cause of death was over-arousal.
Drunk is a universal language darling
When you're as high as I am right now brushing your teeth is both magical and fucking terrifying
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